MARS IS A WANDERING STAR
by Mr. Drobot
SPOILERS AHEAD (ABOUT SPACE)
Despite current popular belief, new research has finally proven that what we consider to be “planets” are nothing more than luminaries. Just like the original name that was given to them, they are intricately timed stars that are impossible to walk on. While this evidence may have been around for decades if not centuries with the notion that Earth is the only habitable land, amateur astronomists recently made this rediscovery with the help of the almighty Nikon P900. Equipped with one of the best optical zooms featured in a consumer camera, videographers all over the massive plane have started tracking the skies and recording phenomenons that were only described using an artists rendition or a computer generated image composite created by NASA previously. For those scratching their heads already, this video link will help differentiate how NASA sells the idea of Mars compared to it’s true nature in reality. (YouTube: Mars P900)